Hey Lumberjack fans, my name is Alberto and I work for the Houston Texans at NRG Stadium. Lone Star Sports and Entertainment are excited to announce that our premium suites are now available for the 96th annual Battle of the Piney Woods game. This historic rivalry may be coming to an end after it was announced that both teams would be switching conferences next year. If you want to impress friends, family, or business clients feel free to message me, or you can call me at 832-667-2377. Look forward to seeing as many Lumberjacks come out in full force on game day.

I'm sure they'll be running credit cards soon.